Just your average nerdy Minnesotan girl blogging about life and all the neat things it has to offer. (:
This is pretty much the best guide, evah.
I kinda forgot that you need money when you have a girlfriend. I want to treat April like a queen. And queens deserve… flowers and massages. Chocolate. Booze. Diamonds, rubies, emeralds. Some treasure chest full of scarves. Different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub them on… stuff. I’m gonna give her all that stuff, and more.
Fuck yeah, treasure chest full of scarves. That’s what I’m all about.
(via falulatonks)
So I’m re-watching Lost.
I forgot about this scene, where Hurley steps on a sea urchin and wants Jin to pee on his foot to get rid of the venom. One of the funniest things I’ve ever watched.
Literally crying right now.
In Victorian times they invented a tea cup to prevent your moustache from getting wet.
Eddie Izzard = Love.
Ommmmg. I just laughed so hard.
